Peace out Israel.
THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
Becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life.
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
i finished my christmas list i can’t wait
- $ 1,000,000 in cash
- the souls of those who have displeased me this year
- another boyfriend in case my other one escapes